Nomdeplume

Lord Ganesha is back with his antics again....he should do a check for his cholesterol level.....it should be way above 200 I suppose with people feeding him numerous cartons of whole milk. Probably from next time he should take only 2% milk and reject whole milk for his own good. Or for a change he should start drinking liquor like his local counterparts like chatan, etc....beer is not good for him because of his already big paunch. The strange feature is that the local gods prefer alcohol and non-vegetarian compared to the national gods who prefer vegetarian for their services. It would be interesting to see if devotees would be so euphoric if the gods started drinking only liquor and started rejecting the staple milk diet being provided to them. I suppose it would be a test of character for the devotees. The perplexity would be whether to go along with the gods who have turned varlet or stand up and defy. It would be really funny to see believers queuing up to buy liquor just to pour over their deities. I can't imagine how crest fallen the drunkards will be. Meanwhile, the non believers save your milk, the gods are thirsty again, for believers especially children, your prayers are answered, the milk you hate is going down the drain.